I work out. I've lost 87 pounds and I swear if I ever hit 90 I'll freak out.
I'm a nerd. LLAP.
(Live Long and Prosper)
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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
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Post reblogged from RDJism with 80,177 notes
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
legolas returns
my teacher wrote this himself
also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks for nearly killing my english teacher
Source: sammysamwinchester
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Dude - This just arrived… I’m going to hang it in the bathroom and slowly go blind while I’m sitting on the toilet.
I mean because of the tiny text, not because of self-rudeness.
Oh god.
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Reblog if you have boobs
I love this.hahaha forever reblog.
Source: inthemidstofmonsters
Quote reblogged from live healthy with 78,776 notes
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.
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