June 2012
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May 2012
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“And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of...”
– Khalil Gibran (via ilurbmychipmunk)
May 24th
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It's very easy to get a Capricorn out of your...
May 24th
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May 23rd
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Things I say I Indy (my dog) on a daily basis,...
“what could you possibly be angry about today??”
May 22nd
Ever have one of those days where you’re walking down the streets of DC listening to your iPod and one of the Linkin Park songs from Transformers comes on, and you suddenly wish Optimus would speed around a corner, pick you up, and take you to Cybertron? No? Is that just me?
May 22nd
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Things I say to Indy (my dog) on a daily basis,...
“why are you being so evil?!!”
May 21st
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May 19th
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May 15th
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Choices
You’ve got three choices: give up, give in, or give it all you’ve got. #toughmudder2012
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May 11th
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I am not a runner. My legs are not long, they’re not lean, and they’re certainly not lithe. There are no springs in these limbs to propel me forward. I get where I’m going through an aggressive amount of stubborn. I am not a runner. My ancestors were German and Slovak… short-tempered, stout in appearance, more hobbit than elf, more dwarf than human. I am one part Southern...
May 9th
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“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via arsvivendi)
May 9th
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“No one who owns this many sweaters is entitled to be unhappy,” you will tell...”
– Alexandra Petri, Washington Post
May 8th
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what she says: brb shower!!
what she really means: imagine me naked and wet in the shower i hope you think i'm hot
May 4th
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April 2012
70 posts
Apr 25th
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“I stepped out into the night and put my feet down on the wet patio floor The...”
– Saves The Day
Apr 25th
The guy next to me on the train smells like Italian hoagies. Not in a good way.
Apr 25th
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“‘If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true and that is...”
– Carrie Fisher
Apr 24th
“It is the same life whether we spend it crying or laughing.”
– Unknown
Apr 24th
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Capricorns conquer. We will always get what we...
I don’t believe we get what we want. I do believe we conquer.
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Paul F. Tompkins: Hubris!: TOMORROW NIGHT. →
paulftompkins: Paul F. Tompkins: Laboring Under Delusions airs at 11pm E/P on Comedy Central. Please watch it. You are under no obligation to enjoy it. It’s fine by me if you sit through the whole thing staring daggers at the TV, grinding your teeth to powder as you will a sandbag to fall on my head (it…
Apr 21st
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