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I work out. I’ve lost 87 pounds and I swear if I ever hit 90 I’ll freak out. 

I’m a nerd. LLAP.
(Live Long and Prosper)</description><title>It's Smurftastic!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @smurftastic)</generator><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqfrgyki3Q1qe21o3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/50568587809</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/50568587809</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 06:23:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sevenpoints.tumblr.com/post/39490782297" target="_blank"&gt;sevenpoints&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iidelirium.tumblr.com/post/39207905835/captainragtag-hey-what-if-someone-invented-a" target="_blank"&gt;iidelirium&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainragtag.tumblr.com/post/31013171175/hey-what-if-someone-invented-a-machine-that" target="_blank"&gt;captainragtag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49846607696</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49846607696</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 06:21:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sammysamwinchester:

sammysamwinchester:

sammysamwinchester:

so it was recently my language arts...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sammysamwinchester.tumblr.com/post/49470553427/sammysamwinchester-sammysamwinchester-so-it" target="_blank"&gt;sammysamwinchester&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sammysamwinchester.tumblr.com/post/49470149922/sammysamwinchester-so-it-was-recently-my" target="_blank"&gt;sammysamwinchester&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sammysamwinchester.tumblr.com/post/48886963793/so-it-was-recently-my-language-arts-teachers" target="_blank"&gt;sammysamwinchester&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ed082c5e1963c9cd72e52e3bce5ff871/tumblr_inline_mlu3sgxBYr1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b1f5b2d3ddf2f65affb200efbe9b5b93/tumblr_inline_mm72fiTPQ91qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;legolas returns&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3ec4fe5f00eb3e89ea5a90224650fe1c/tumblr_inline_mm72n3ucL01qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my teacher wrote this himself&lt;br/&gt;also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks for nearly killing my english teacher&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49845892285</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49845892285</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 05:57:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hidingmai:

J.A.R.V.I.S


LOVE</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8527db5418d898daf83adc2dd94645f1/tumblr_mm5jb5xXiO1rhz09lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hidingmai.tumblr.com/post/49414145120/j-a-r-v-i-s" target="_blank"&gt;hidingmai&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;J.A.R.V.I.S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;LOVE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49845831147</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49845831147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 05:54:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jameshance:

Dude - This just arrived… I’m going to hang it in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3fb20f0f082ff9fd0ccf8c75efb2e622/tumblr_mmdu5uPHbw1qk3l1so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jameshance.tumblr.com/post/49777291328/dude-this-just-arrived-im-going-to-hang-it-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;jameshance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dude - This just arrived… I’m going to hang it in the bathroom and slowly go blind while I’m sitting on the toilet.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;I mean because of the tiny text, not because of self-rudeness.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh god.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49838468221</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49838468221</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 01:52:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog if you have boobs</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I love this.hahaha forever reblog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49837906679</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49837906679</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 01:39:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4afe6d9f411004cc916da695511b5245/tumblr_mm40kcbI5V1s9qwcao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49837895155</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49837895155</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 01:39:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88c4ee60afc26e47b660dd518ecfc065/tumblr_mmeuylOHqQ1rre847o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49837566591</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49837566591</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 01:32:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re..."</title><description>“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Chris Brogan  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anditslove.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;anditslove&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49767360893</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49767360893</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 07:14:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7a57b997a2ea1358c3737ce567e9a19/tumblr_mm32mtZxNr1rrqi2zo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49434957017</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49434957017</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 09:14:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b95e03f95923d42e05943fe0361ffb5/tumblr_mkus4mqd4W1ruflyfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49327304134</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49327304134</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:19:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog this if a family member has ever called you fat or ugly.</title><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49327110438</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49327110438</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:17:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwf51oyJn1r0mbpqo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49327100035</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/49327100035</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:17:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4fbe653dc585e1e6206f7238be52c7e3/tumblr_mlivnhIgMm1qck5uno1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa90fae15a31a06fc641ee0192b11520/tumblr_mlivnhIgMm1qck5uno3_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac9eb39752d68f9fd69482b6450712d1/tumblr_mlivnhIgMm1qck5uno2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3da45cbac9d360f690344746701c9a2/tumblr_mlivnhIgMm1qck5uno4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48641097486</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48641097486</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:58:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dream-seek-achieve:


i just thought this needed to be pointed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95e6d648c50c3926d7d16769e92aa442/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1244b72fa6f9a5c38ba4584bebf74cd/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c10b30bb70ba6c16a275510f288c575/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d6141d61b042495c31db51f2ff65a69/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef3ba5e3f15ac27a37b7f92de9be35a9/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db132ce97f770627c098ba9aead3ab06/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c4723e0ee3771a0434ea153399a75a5/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho7_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c7de771b1eae8ff64fd34fc9ef070fd/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho10_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c02ed677de0efa7d307b52743fbce950/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho9_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b46ec99d9af382426e4efb2ab0ddb30/tumblr_mkk593U9Wr1rza86ho8_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dream-seek-achieve.tumblr.com/post/48595231540/i-just-thought-this-needed-to-be-pointed-out-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;dream-seek-achieve&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i just thought this needed to be pointed out to the tumblr community.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;these are all photoshopped by &lt;a href="http://enricofrancis.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;enrico francis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it needs to stop.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think it’s its interesting that in the photo where hey blur out the people in the background they make the woman’s arms and legs appear thinner but do nothing to the man.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is horrible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48640541510</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48640541510</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:51:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel?...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="GingerNoCheckStart"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://otterparade.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;otterparade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cityofbadass.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cityofbadass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“And then there’s this asshole”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;



&lt;p&gt;Laughed so hard&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48640106343</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48640106343</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:45:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bdad45041526cb10df7ccce114aa749/tumblr_mlio7lZexo1s27326o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bf0812f489db4acd4abebb8f0ca74bc/tumblr_mlio7lZexo1s27326o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/177816924e2cac8193a8317341c73bba/tumblr_mlio7lZexo1s27326o3_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/452df4efaeb86d6c012a238dd7ab5299/tumblr_mlio7lZexo1s27326o4_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0e96e4cabfcc38d84d6b8f005e9931b/tumblr_mlio7lZexo1s27326o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efc4bee48ff14956f8d4f680801cd185/tumblr_mlio7lZexo1s27326o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48639994885</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48639994885</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:44:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/489e7c025c00d2d3b3890c7ec7709d96/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4e910e9940c456cb164dcc8fa3d0372/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4347d2c4f501d8a6799980a5e97eaa5/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f60fd16be4cddc79cde43da58d20374d/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e15f58b67a9f11c5b33fc227b300ec6f/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb7d14f793e76442f64a0356795c6c66/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d260a8d900839d7d5bf5fb3227baf4c4/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/881b83caa567431870fa9187b3b2b290/tumblr_ml646tx1RJ1rbybp4o7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48518443488</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48518443488</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:21:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>zoeythecorgi:

My cartoon is on the Shoebox page today! Give...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/169c843cb9f51d1dadf9dbf08b91952c/tumblr_mlemy6LQWF1s0ath6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zoeythecorgi.tumblr.com/post/48201286175/my-cartoon-is-on-the-shoebox-page-today-give" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;zoeythecorgi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My cartoon is on the Shoebox page today! Give Shoebox a “like” on &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151362952306566&amp;set=a.85326341565.92976.84062281565&amp;type=1&amp;theater" target="_blank"&gt;Facebook!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48218666169</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/48218666169</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:06:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>elijahhasnolife:

tyleroakley:

milesjai:

soundlyawake:

I...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/I03UmJbK0lA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.elijahisweird.com/post/47935307504/tyleroakley-milesjai-soundlyawake-i-think" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;elijahhasnolife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/47886274375/milesjai-soundlyawake-i-think-kmart-just" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milesjai.tumblr.com/post/47846479747/soundlyawake-i-think-kmart-just-saved-their" target="_blank"&gt;milesjai&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soundlyawake.tumblr.com/post/47846325863/i-think-kmart-just-saved-their-company-with-one" target="_blank"&gt;soundlyawake&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think Kmart just saved their company with one commercial.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS GOLD.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perfection.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Crying.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/47959836700</link><guid>http://smurftastic.tumblr.com/post/47959836700</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 12:00:20 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
